Recent content by Captain Jigglypuff

Nope Ring My Bell by Anita Ward?

“Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.”

No Just Be Good to Me by The S.O.S Band?

I was sort of thinking my platinum anniversary balloon would have a similar color scheme except in its own respective color and have sparkles but then I thought that would be too much for the idea.

“Hey Morbidly Obese Albert! Do you want to buy some chocolate?” “Can’t have any chocolate. Doctor said he will have to take my foot on the account of my diabetes.” “Look on the bright side, you’ll get all your shoes half off!” “Ha ha ha! Okay, I’ll have some.” *Morbidly Obese Albert grabs all of...

Made of Jello!

I play a bit of each a little at a time and rotate.

“Everything must be clean! Very clean! That’s why the dog had to die. He was a dirty dog. Dirty dirty! Also that boy Elroy. Dirty dirty!”

Plotting to destroy

the Evil flowers

*Belle picks up the hairbrush laying on the dressing table* “Who did this used to be?” “That’s just a hairbrush.”

I use a K-cup coffee maker. I like using it as I don’t have to guess the amount of coffee to use for one cup and I don’t have to worry about storing an open package in the right conditions.

7/10 It’s an interesting video

“Milo, shoot Mommy in the head.” “Dad will get mad.”

“There’s only one way to settle this.” “I’ll say there is!” “You two have to slug it out. Beth, you get to use a sock stuffed with quarters to offset the size difference.” “YAY!” *Milo and Beth run off in opposite directions to prepare for their fight*