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Instead of Maui, Moana is assisted by the actual Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson who reads the map wrong and takes her to Friday Night Smackdown. She becomes a big wrestling fan and goes home, failing to find the Heart of Te Fiti. The end.
It's actually just a movie about a bunch of researchers trying to measure out the "longest" yard. Of course this is a stupid idea for a movie anyway, insomuch as a yard is clearly around three feet and that is not up for debate.
James Bond becomes friends with several comrades in the USSR, but the fun ends almost immediately after they find out that Bond was secretly cheating on their wives. After escaping Mother Russia, he is declared a hero by everyone in England, despite Bond not doing a thing except escaping.
It's actually just a movie about Him from the PowerPuff Girls, and how he finds these really neat shoes to wear. He puts them on and is invited to many modeling events. Eventually his influence grows so large that the PowerPuff Girls have no choice but to retire.
It’s a lengthy documentary about jawbreakers. The movie was promoted via trailers as being a huge action flick, only to turn out to be yet another scam headed by director Eddy to rake in lots of cash. Edd had no choice but to tag along and film everything, despite personal doubts, and Ed was being his typical own self in narrating the entire thing. It’s a huge sloppy mess, really.
It doesn’t really need to be ruined. I actually can’t think of anything to make this movie any worse than it is. Bravo, Joel Schumacher! The only way I can think of that would ruin it even more is to make it an adaptation of that terrible overly edgy Batman comic, All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder.
I'm going to ruin Up in Smoke as that's their popular film
It's a quest to find the ever-elusive Dave. He wasn't there when Pedro tried to enter his apartment, so Pedro goes on a journey to figure out where Dave went. Assuming that he went south of the border, Pedro gets into his green shaggy van, and starts heading to Mexico. Along the way, he meets singing creatures in a magical forest, and upsets Smokey the Bear when Pedro accidentally sets a tree on fire from a large torch he was holding (he got it from a singing squirrel during one of the film's musical numbers). The movie then becomes a dangerous mission to stop the magical forest from becoming fully engulfed in flames and smoke. Pedro tries to get some help from others, only for them to chase and call him a crazed pyromaniac. Fearing for his life, Pedro gets back into his van, and speeds his way out of the magical forest. As Pedro looks back to see if the coast is clear, he smashes into a building. This turns out to be Dave's apartment, and Dave was, indeed, there all along. Dave sues Pedro, and would later be charged with reckless driving, vehicular assault, and operating while under the influence. This is the kind of stuff that can happen when you go up in smoke, so don't do it!
It's actually a movie about how Jason Vorhees enters a basketball tournament. He's on the New Jersey Sasquatches and his team is up against the Manhattan Globe Trotters. At first Jason seems to be doing well on the court, making shot after shot and just pushing the defending players out of his way with brute strength, but then he loses his mask... the sheer shock and terror on everyone's faces causes the refs to escort Mr. Jason away, and the Manhattan Globe Trotters win the game by default. The end.
It’s the adventures of young Tarzan in Mighty Joe Young land. Along the way, Mowg- I mean young Tarzan, encounters Scar - the feared relative of Simba - and the snake that was found in Woody’s boot. Oh, and don’t forget the fact that it’s an origin story for the Planet of the Apes franchise.
It turns into a spinoff featuring John Jonah Jameson from Spider-Man. Ron Burgundy and John Jonah Jameson must work together in order to take Spider-Man and all of their foes down. To do this, they will need help from Jotaro Kujo from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures, because of course JOJO Jameson would be a JoJo. And yes, this is indeed a JoJo reference.
It's a propaganda film about how Disney wants to take over the media world. This movie thoroughly explains their ultimate wish. It received mixed reviews; one reviewer called it "Disney's work of art", while another called it "typical children's trash". Okay, here's a light-hearted version...
A girl falls asleep after making a wish, then starts seeing flying stars and talking sheep in her dream. Then, Joy from Inside Out shows up out of nowhere and begins to talk astronomy for the rest of the movie. A strangely experimental film, if you ask me.
