The Internet's Worst Advice Column

[MapleSilver]

Do you have a problem? Do you want answers? Well this probably won't help you...

Solve the above poster's problem! Your solution can be as helpful or as ridiculous as you desire. Then state a problem of your own for someone else to solve.

I need to go buy something, but the weather outside is terrible. What do I do?

 

[rhinoo]

Amazon or EBay or something.

Should I eat prawn cocktail crisps or salt and vinegar crisps?

 

[Raayzx]

Eat Doritos!

Should I buy a Nintendo switch?

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

No. Buy a CDI (in other words. yes.)

My sisters computer crashes way too much. What should we do?

 

[Raayzx]

Buy a new one.

What to do when you're alone at home and a creepy clown is peeking through your window? xd

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Wave back and smile!

I need help with my homework! Will you help me??

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

2 plus 2 is four, minus one that’s 3 quick maths.

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Oof my shirt... SHIRT. bumped post..

I’m bored

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Then be unbored

How do I get his attention?

 

[xSuperMario64x]

2 plus 2 is four, minus one that’s 3 quick maths.

This answer is golden

@Dawnpiplup flail your arms like a madman and chant Journey songs


Someone on Roblox told me to go commit die???

 

[Jamborenium]

set yourself on fire

what kind of pet should I get?

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darn I got ninja'd!

hack their account

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

This answer is golden

Glad you liked it! Lol

Get a Tarantula! They are so sweet!
And loving!

I wish my Oreos were soggier

 

[StrayBluet]

Fill a pool with tap water then pour the box of oreos in, get your swimwear, dive in, and swim through the low gravity catching them all in your mouth.

I wish sugar was really super good for me.

 

[koopasta]

It is if you say it is.

I want to buy a new phone but my bank account has 37 cents in it.

 

[Alolan_Apples]

Steal it then.

My new pillows aren’t being loyal to me. How do I get them to love me more?

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Draw faces on your pillows, then repeatedly slap them until they profess their undying love for you.

How do I get my crush to ask me out?

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Give them a broom with a bucket on the ceiling filled with water. Walk away.

How Do I stay up later?

 

[Alolan_Apples]

You take sleeping pills with milk.

How can I occupy an idiot?

 

[ali.di.magix]

Step 1. Read this out loud:

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Step 2. Read the third word in all the sentences


Help! My house is haunted, what do I do?!

 

[StrayBluet]

Find a witch or vegan and tell them about your situation.

Help! My refrigerator is running! I've been running after it for 20 minutes and I still can't catch it!

 

[Bcat]

Hire a professional track star to catch it for you

Help I’ve lost my will to live! What do I do?