The Internet's Worst Advice Column

[TN4U]

Be a hawk. Fly like an eagle. Just don't hit any powerlines in the process.

How do I get my ancient PlayStation 1 to work on my 8K Ultra Hi-Def OLED Crystal View QLED TV?

 

[Midoriya]

Take it to the Verizon Wireless HQ and plug it into the mainframe along with your TV.

How do I stop myself from ever spending money again?

 

[Yoshi155]

Burn all your money. Problem solved!

How can I get an Xbox Series X for a cheap price?

 

[TN4U]

Get a Series S and paint it black. Problem solved!

How do I make listening to new rap music more tolerable?

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Force yourself to only listen to rap music. If you own any physical copies of music that's not rap, get rid of them. Play rap music at any chance you get, even when you're sleeping. You'll get used to it and start to like/tolerate rap that way!

How do I find a working charger for my Switch?

 

[Neb]

Get an iPhone charger at Walmart and just plug it into the Switch. Should charge it up in no time!

Can someone explain Nightcore to me?

 

[TN4U]

Well, it's, uhhh...

I'll get back to you on that.

What's the best way to relive childhood memories?

 

[S.J.]

Move back in with your parents. Call a sibling and start an argument.

What's the best way to make it up to someone I've upset?

 

[VernalLapin]

Hire a flash mob that surrounds them and involves them in their routine!

How do I tolerate spices better?