In the small town of Springfield, [UNKNOWN], Homer conceives a plan to finally rid of his annoying neighbor, Ned Flanders, once and for all. Instead, he lets out a big one - one so big, that everyone decides to kick him out of town because it smelled like rotten bacon. However, due to the power of the Flanders' prayers, Homer is kept in town, inside a huge invisible dome alongside the other townsfolk, so that nobody can leave. Ned then becomes the new ruler of the town, renamed Flandersville, where everyone must learn "Diddlish". Big Ned's secret built-up revenge seems unstoppable. Soon enough, the American Literature Association - alongside the FBI - track down Flanders' whereabouts, and burst their way in to rid of Big Ned's power. Diddlish is then forgotten by all the townsfolk; the city is renamed back to Springfield, and Homer returns to his lovably lazy antics. Oh, and Spider-Pig does what a Spider-Pig does.
Ted is now just a teddy bear that is no longer being very profane anymore. Thanks to people who are whining over it, they listened to them, unfortunately, and Ted is now a family-friendly movie anyone can watch.
A lady gets turned into a car because of an extremely rare genetic disorder. She tries to fit in, but everyone is immediately scared because the car has no driver. Frustrated and lonely by getting rejected all the time, the disorder mutates, causing her to turn satanic. Unfortunately, she couldn’t properly control her anger in car form, and accidentally “drives” right into a ferry and blows up. The end.
Real life had to screw things up. Instead of having time travelling possible, the Delorean exploded, and the flux capacitor is on fire. It killed Doc Brown and Marty.
Isabelle finds out Digby has been embezzling all the money meant for Town projects and thus must kill him to end the scheme. This is why he isn’t in New Horizons. The Digby found in Happy Home Paradise is an imposter.
It's about fish on a spiritual journey with Jesus, and made with horrible and lifeless animation, and contains a racist sushi character that's clearly meant to be a Japanese stereotype. And it's also one of the worst things to ever be produced. Ever. Wait. That's a thing? And it's called Finding Jesus? No way. And it has a sequel? Well, I guess anything can exist in this world.
One Friday night, George Lucas was super bored of living the same, luxurious life every day from basking in all the money he made off the "first" three Star Wars films, and decided that he needed a refill. Unfortunately, he had also decided to throw a producer's party at his mansion, and got drunk taking several shots whilst listening to bad Cantina music covers. As he considers himself a multi-tasker, he also happened to write the script for the first prequel at the same time, and created the universally-beloved character Jar-Jar Binks in the process shortly before passing out for the night. The next morning after getting woken up by his life-sized THX alarm clock, he suddenly realized that he had to actually film the darn thing before the movie was due to be released. After releasing the teaser trailer, he got to work right away, wasting no time creating his masterpiece Jar-Jar character suit for the casted actor to play as. After several lightsaber malfunctions and Darth Maul messing up his parkour stunts constantly, the movie was finally finished. However, Lucas was not impressed by the fact that Jar-Jar only appeared in one scene. To fix this, he inserted Jar-Jar in every moment that needed comic relief, bringing the other characters a much needed breath of fresh air since the sets were always so hot. After the final cut was produced, the movie was released to theaters to universal acclaim, with every single critic praising Lucas' decision to have Jar-Jar appear in a lot of scenes. Many even called the movie a masterpiece, and Roger Ebert even said, "Meesa think this is a good film! Meesa gonna watch it again!" Unfortunately, the other two prequel movies released afterward were critically panned for lacking Jar-Jar scenes. What a shame.
A masculine guy suffering from gangrene gets kicked out of a restaurant for not following a "no shirt, no shoes" policy, and takes out his rage on the entire town.
It's also live action. It was so **** that it's not even faithful to the original anymore, and Netflix is buying it so that they can make money off of the South Park franchise name and turn the franchise into something else.
Now it's a movie about 4 young boys in a haunted suburban area.
Gran Turismo (the movie adaptation of the videogame)
A bunch of basketball players get into sports cars and challenge some street thugs to a race. The basketball players are showing off trying to look cool, but when it comes time for the race, they lose. Badly. The thugs take their money and beat them up. At one point Gran Torino from My Hero Academia makes an appearance thinking the movie is about him due to his bad hearing.
Flint Lockwood has dreamed of becoming an inventor his whole life. And he does it! He invents weather that will rain food from the sky. The thing is... the food is all expired. So as soon as it hits the ground and people start eating it, they die. Flint gets sued by the World Health Organization (WHO) for committing mass genocide through the use of food, and Flint is locked away forever in prison. His prison food ends up being... sardines.
The movie was sped-up. They actually filmed Sonic to be at normal walking speed, which made the movie a little too long, so they decided to speed it up to oblivion. Even the titlecards, credits, logos and etc. were at supersonic speed, you can't even tell what's even happening anymore. That's it.
Animal Crossing (the 2006 Japanese movie adaptation)
